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Entries from March 2009

Carradine — Kung F-U: The Legend Continues

March 31st, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: “Kill Bill” star and “Kung Fu” master David Carradine is the one person you don’t want to hear “I could take you f**kin’ out, man!” from. Our photog did … and was never seen again.
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Creative Drunk Gets DUI on Motorized Bar Stool

March 31st, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Drunks
TMZ.com: Warning: It’s best to cue the song “Dueling Banjos” before reading the following story: Some MacGyver-esque drunkard in Ohio is facing DUI charges after crashing a bar stool he was driving — HE WAS DRIVING!Cops arrived to the scene around 5:41 PM on… Read more

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Evolution of Jason Statham

March 29th, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
TMZ.com: We could make jokes — Jason Statham walking upright out of the ocean in Malibu, but it ignores the obvious. The dude is more ripped than the tide.
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Celebrity Mash Up — Guess Who!

March 29th, 2009 · No Comments

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Reba Runs for Cover, Won’t Cover Billy Ray

March 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: Sure, she starred in the awesomely bad “Tremors,” but Reba McEntire has some standards — and she won’t touch a cover of the one thing Billy Ray Cyrus’ used as his meal ticket before Miley came along … the dreadful “Achy Breaky Heart.”
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ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

March 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun … unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly… Read more

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Piven Plays the Obama Card

March 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Barack Obama
TMZ.com: No one believed him before, so now Jeremy Piven is dragging Barack Obama into his war over the “mercury poisoning” excuse he used to get out of a Broadway play a few months ago. With today’s announcement that there will be an arbitration hearing over… Read more

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CBS Weatherman Looks Like Milhouse, HA-HA!

March 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: His ability to tell which seasons are coming up is unparalleled — but our photog at JFK was too distracted by CBS “Early Show” weatherman Dave Price’s many similarities to Milhouse Van Houten to care.Neither has a shot with Lisa Simpson.
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Wesley Snipes — True Bromance

March 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: He ain’t in prison yet, but Wesley Snipes is already gettin’ a head start on the man-on-man action.Snipes bro’d down this weekend outside My House — a club that’s bound to be much more fun than the big house.
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Now Hiring: People To Emotionally Abuse

March 22nd, 2009 · No Comments

Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Jennifer Aniston
TMZ.com: Watch out normal people, it looks like the new Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman movie is going to be a little cruel.According to a recent Craigslist posting, the casting crew for “The Baster” is looking for a “heavy set woman” and a “woman with a… Read […]

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